“Tot for Teacher?” – When Shin catches Miss Anderson shopping for baby clothes and Penny sees her at the lady parts doctor, the kids put two and two together and end up with… The completely wrong answer! They decide to be the first to congratulate their teacher, quickly spreading the dirty little secret around town. But they’d better hurry, in case she misses the baby carriage?!? “Nice Day for a Whitey Wedding” – Whitey’s got a girlfriend and Shin doesn’t want to hear the pitter patter of little feet. Since Mitzi says that happens when people are happily in love, the tyke decides to marry the pair… For no one’s unhappier than the hitched! But Whitey doesn’t care, he’s just hoping that if he’s fast enough, she’ll think it’s a dream. Let’s do it people-style! “Little Kids Drinking Beer!” – Warning: The makers of Shin chan do not endorse attempts at underage drinking. Hiro bought some beer off of e-bay and the kids are dying to get a taste, but Shin’s plans are foiled even before fully formed and the cheapskate doesn’t believe in spilling one for the homies… Or does he? Hima, it’s time for our night cap!