Hawkeye hits Major Burns and Houlihan is a witness. Despite Hawkeye and Trapper's claims that it wasn't intentional, Frank makes allegations against Hawkeye, and he is put in house arrest facing court martial. A female colonel is sent to inspect the nurses. When she cries "Rape!" when Burns visits her tent, Houlihan recants her story, and Burns, not Hawkeye, ends up under house arrest.
Elenco: Alan Alda , Loretta Swit , Jamie Farr , William Christopher , Harry Morgan , Mike Farrell , Kellye Nakahara , David Ogden Stiers , Jeff Maxwell , Roy Goldman .